
Q. Why do you have a cast on your finger?
I was trying to open a can of corns last night.
I really wanted to eat one, so I tried to open one, then I cut my finger.
So I drove myself to ER and came back with five stitches.
(asked if they would know the brand of the canned corns) Yeah, the sweet ones.
Well, it is a part of fashion after all.
(Source: marilynmonhyuk)